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Oh man

2007-04-18T17:39:00.000-07:00

So I haven't posted anything here in a while but it's time that I make some noise. I can't wait until Friday and I'm going to tear shit up on my bike!! I already rode but I think Friday is the dawning of spring for real this time so I'll be holding some serious power in my crotch for the rest of spring and summer, I love this shit!! peace.

Doggy Style

2006-12-12T15:28:00.000-08:00

Jeremy Making Sweet Sweet Love

You have new Picture Mail!

2006-11-18T17:08:00.000-08:00

You have new Picture Mail!

2006-11-14T14:24:00.000-08:00

What it's all about... being drunk that is!!

2006-11-09T22:35:00.000-08:00

"What should be the comment underneath this on my blog?" I asked Jeremy as we sit here trying to think of something to make fun of Jocelyn further than we already have.
Jeremy responds, "I've got to pee."

Anyway, we were drunk and she was sleeping, nuf said!! haha oh and remember the game operation? Yeah we took them all off and she has no clue that we did that so I'm going to post this to her myspace page right now as a comment!! haha Drunk Drunk Drunk-in-ness biotch!!

Whoa buddy

2006-10-27T18:51:00.000-07:00

If you are this bug do not fuck with Jeremy when he is drunk!!

Blogs upset me

2006-10-17T22:11:00.000-07:00

Ok, so I posted this picture and it shows up twice but when I go in to edit my blog and maybe delete one it only shows up as one!! ANNND my archive shit doesn't work... So this big FUCK YOU goes out to blogger! Peace.
That girl in the picture looks amazing though! =)

Weekend

2006-10-05T08:29:00.000-07:00

Well, I'm headed up to plymouth NH again this weekend. It seems like all the kids up there are the same... First of all there are no ethnic kids at all, it seems to be all white skinny kids that gel up thier hair in the front, and wear american eagle. Not that there is anything wrong with that I'm just saying that it's kind of weird to be around people who all seem to have the same exact personality.

Some Happiness

2006-09-30T17:59:00.000-07:00

03%20Seal%20of%20the%20Wind%20%7EThe%20Three%20Trails%7E.mp3

Nothing at all...

2006-09-17T17:42:00.000-07:00

Yeah, there's nothing going on right now because I'm addicted to a video game, girlfriend is in New Hampshire and I have no money!!

Peace

Take your nickleback

2006-08-20T13:35:00.000-07:00

I can't stand the obsession with nickleback lately. I'm listening to satellite radio a lot lately and it seems like every time I'm surfing through the channels nickelback is on at least on of them. WTF? I used to like nickleback but now it's just getting annoying. I need a new band to come out with some new ORIGINAL music. Please!!

You have new Picture Mail!

2006-08-17T16:50:00.000-07:00

Six Flags

2006-08-11T21:45:00.000-07:00

So I went to six flags today and normally it's the same old thing... well this time was different, and a lot more fun. See, me and p-niz rented the flash pass which is the best idea for a place like six flags!! Normally you go and wait in line for hours and hours...... and hours....................... and hours. With the flash pass you just scan the ride(s) you want to go on and in what order you want to go on them and poof, you're virtually in line. You still have to wait the same amount of time but instead of waiting in line you can go and drink, eat, play games, or ride the other rides that don't use flash pass but also don't have a long wait. So needless to say this was the best experience I've ever had at six flags and highly reccomend the flash pass to any six flags visitors. We did 10 or more rides in about 6.5 hours!!!! Plus drank beer, ate food, and hung out!!

Just in case you ever meet a deaf person...

2006-08-03T08:38:00.000-07:00

1.) Raise closed fist so that forearm is approximately 60 degrees to the ground.

2.) Relax muscles to allow fist and forearm flop onto any available surface.

This is sign language for really big cock. Not rooster... I'm talking about penis.
Have a nice day.

First Timer

2006-07-29T17:36:00.000-07:00

Puke fest '06

2006-07-25T06:49:00.000-07:00

So I went on a deep sea fishing charter on sunday with Heather, Jeremy, Jay,"The Docta", and a bunch of people Jay knew from family and friends. So there was about 20 of us on the boat. First of all Heather and I didn't sleep at all the night before, and left my house at 5am to be at Jay's for 5:30am. So we drove to Hampton beach, (1:20min drive) got on the boat, and set sail. Everything was going great on the way out but it was a 1:45min ride until we stop the boat to fish, but the sea was pretty rough because we just had a tropical storm. I was riding at the front of the boat with Heather and Jeremy having a great time getting splashed every time the boat would hit a wave and slam back down onto the water. Then one by one people started turning white then green then purple and throwing up off the side of the boat. So by the time we got to the spot to start fishing, only Jay, myself and about 6 or 7 other people were left standing. haha. All in all I had a really fun day, but if you've never been on a boat before you should take some motion sickness medicine before you shove off, just in case!

Wrong Turn

2006-07-17T08:52:00.000-07:00

Driving in boston yesterday coming home from Heather's 21st birthday, this is what I saw!! The upper arrow is pointing at a yellow turn arrow pointing left. (which I tried to take the picture when it was green but this shot is from my cell phone while I was moving) But the second arrow... hmmm... and there was also a turn only lane painted on the road. What the hell is going on here?

GWAR

2006-07-14T20:12:00.000-07:00

Yup... I saw GWAR in concert at Sounds of the Underground. It was a great concert!! I went with Dan although there were suppose to be 2 other people going with us who backed out at the last minute, but it worked out even better that way because the concert was from 2 - 10 so we went in for around 5pm to see GWAR, then got really fucking hot and thirsty and did't want to spend $3 for a cup of water so we left!! Usually there isn't readmission but we had 2 new tickets so it didn't matter. So we ate, drank some beer and some water then went back in to see In Flames, As I Lay Dying, and KILLSWITCH ENGAGE!!
Oh... don't wear sandals in the front crowd near the mosh pits during a metal show!!! Even though it was pretty easy to cut my toenails while I was there.

FUCK!!!!

2006-07-14T07:24:00.000-07:00

I JUST FUCKING WASHED MY CELL PHONE WITH MY CLOTHES!!!!! FUCK!!!! AND IF I COULD MAKE THE WORD FUCK ANY BIGGER I WOULD BECAUSE THAT'S HOW FRUSTRATED I AM!!! FUCKING SHIT....!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VIP NIN

2006-06-29T18:14:00.000-07:00

So I got free VIP ticket to the NIN show at the tweeter center from my work. I know it was last weekend so I'm a little late but it was awesome!! I took heather with me and we had VIP parking too. It was the easiest trip to the tweeter center I've ever taken! So we went in and there were all special entrances for us, then we were guided to a tent area where we were asked if we wanted a menu or if we just wanted to go to the bar. Of course all the food was RRREALLY expensive so I picked bar. I had a few beers and (red hook is good by the way) we had all you can eat make your own fajitas which weren't all that good.

Then we went to the show and it was sooo cool because we had box seats with a menu and they served food and drinks to us right at the seats. There was a gate in front of the stage when they started playing so I was a little worried that it was going to stay there for the safety of the band. Well halfway through the first song the gate lifted and it turned out to be a light show for the front of the stage when the gate was down. I don't really have time to describe it but I'll just say it was really fucking cool!! AND... the second song they played was "Sin" which happens to be one of my favorites!!

I wish my phone had a better flash

2006-06-26T14:51:00.000-07:00

P-Nizzle and Sizzle fo shizzle

2006-06-26T08:09:00.000-07:00

I'm pretty sure that isn't a cheerleading move... what the hell is going on here?

Roommate

2006-06-20T15:45:00.000-07:00

Okay, so I have an ad on craigslist.com for a roommate and I got a few hits on it but I think the one I'm going to go for is a guy from Africa named David. He's coming to the states for about 3 months on business, he's never been here before, and needs a place to stay, so it should be an interesting experience.

Drinkin' n' drivin'

2006-06-19T06:41:00.000-07:00

You definitely need a skull cap to ride this bike... How else are you suppose to drink the beer?

Drinkin' n' drivin' cont.

2006-06-19T07:21:00.000-07:00

Wait the wind has to be blowing!!